Astronomy Picture Of The Day: Brought to you by the good folks at NASA. There are some spectacular pictures here, a new one is posted every day. This site is both fun and educational, but you don't have to learn anything if you don't want to. Promise.
Something Positive: It's anything but. Very funny. WARNING: Profanity. Don't go here if foul language and references to various types of sexuality will offend you. If you can handle it, start reading at the beginning and work your way to the present. You won't be sorry.
Hostess Fruit Pies Ad Reviews (I laughed myself sick over these - this one is my absolute favorite). He also does video reviews for The Wave which are also extremely amusing. WARNING: Foul language. If you can't read that sort of thing without getting offended, don't go to either site.
Skippy's List: "The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army." Is this guy allowed to walk around loose? If he is, I'd probably enjoy meeting him someday. I'm not sure how you can attempt some of these things without being court-martialed. Very funny, go and read.
Godawful Fan Fiction: What's extremely sad is that most of the budding authors profiled here are convinced their work is GOOD. It's not. Some of it is so very bad it should be illegal. Or punishable by lightning bolts. Or something. Chances are it will also make you feel much better about yourself by seeing proof there are always more pathetic people in the world than you. Unfortunately, it seems like they surpass their bandwidth limit most days, so keep trying the next day if you can't get through. WARNING: Possible foul language and / or explicit (yet pathetic) sexual descriptions
I prefer my news off the Internet instead of television; this way the news you receive can be more in-depth, not just a few sound bites designed to titillate without providing much information. Some of these are mainstream news sites, others are alternative news sites. A few are partly or mostly opinion.
Jeff Rense: News and commentary. There are stories here gleaned from newspapers and TV stations around the world. Some stories are rather X-Files-ish, others are on the wire; many stories I read here will be reported on CNN two or three days later. This site posts commentary on all sides of an issue, so there will be something to offend everyone, I'm sure. Updated often.
BartCop's Political Humor: A few links to news stories, but this is mostly opinion and quite vociferous at that. His turn of phrase cracks me up, though. Go Bartcop, go! WARNING: If you're easily offended by foul language or differing political opinions, don't go.